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Re: Telemarketers can bite my cuticle (Was: Informal WB Store Survey)
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Fri, 4 Feb 2000 15:26:28 GMT
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But I FULLY ADVOCATE being mean to telemarketers.  Abuse them until they
quit.  obdisclaimer:  I've worked for two telemarketing firms.  What a

oh goodie.  my wife thinks it's terrible, but it's sooo much fun


Hello, is Mr. Vore there?

Uh, hang on. (calling out to the household) Mr Vore!  Mr Vore?
Hang on, I'll get 'im.                   Yo, Mr Vore?   Oh, ok.
Jes' another min, he's comin.
(wait at least 30 seconds)
Hello?

Mr Vore?

Oh, no, you want my paw.  Hang on.          Paw?  Phone call!

(repeat as desired)

(finally)
Hello?

Mr Vore?

No, sorry, wrong number <click>


  --

or I ask 'em for complete details, then put the phone down and go back about
my business.  everntually they run out of things to say and hang up.

-S



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(...) But I FULLY ADVOCATE being mean to telemarketers. Abuse them until they quit. obdisclaimer: I've worked for two telemarketing firms. What a horrible, evil, soul-destroying job. When you help a telemarketer quit, you're doing them a favor. (...) (25 years ago, 3-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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