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Re: Telemarketers can bite my cuticle (Was: Informal WB Store Survey)
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Fri, 4 Feb 2000 00:36:31 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
But I FULLY ADVOCATE being mean to telemarketers.  Abuse them until they
quit.  obdisclaimer:  I've worked for two telemarketing firms.  What a
horrible, evil, soul-destroying job.  When you help a telemarketer quit,
you're doing them a favor.  Jeez, flipping burgers is a more satisfying job
than telephone solicitation.

I just discovered a new tactic for handling them, after BMG music called three
times last week:

"Huh?  You guys just called me ten minutes ago.  If you don't get your act
together, I'll take my business elsewhere.  *click*"

Wow, you're nice. As soon as I can detect a telemarketer, I say, "No thanks,"
and it's doubtful they even hear me say the end of the word "thanks" because
the phone is probably already back down[1]. I do that no matter how many times
they call, or else if I think it's them again, the machine takes it. And I
always ask who it is/who they represent before I don't give my name.

I always keep it short cuz 9 times out of 10, they're interrupting something
more than just loafing about.

If you think I'm being mean, consider what's worse: just cutting to the bottom
line (getting to "NO" quickly), or keeping them on the line with no intention
of buying (which means you waste their time too) ?

If I know the business in question to be a catalog business (such as Sears)
I'll hang on the phone and just listen cuz they've been known to make calls
when orders arrive.

And BTW, I never offer any other info or words, lest they somehow stumble onto
some other [non-]phone idea/tactic to irritate me.

I gotta admit that if/when you call me, until I know that you're a personal
friend, I am in charge of the conversation.. no one else.

-Tom McD.
when replying, spamcake by phone is still spamcake, unless of course you're in
Montana, where it's "sellin me sumpthin on the tell-ya-phone".

Note: Lugnet and rec.toys.lego are family forums

The San Francisco Bay Area Users Group
http://www.baylug.org

[1] I've discovered a way to detect them that seems to work 99% of the time,
but will not post it here, should one of them read it.



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  Re: Telemarketers can bite my cuticle (Was: Informal WB Store Survey)
 
(...) My stock phrase is "I'm sorry, I don't respond to telephone solicitation." Just on the off chance that it percolates up the chain... James (URL) (25 years ago, 4-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Telemarketers can bite my cuticle (Was: Informal WB Store Survey)
 
(...) But I FULLY ADVOCATE being mean to telemarketers. Abuse them until they quit. obdisclaimer: I've worked for two telemarketing firms. What a horrible, evil, soul-destroying job. When you help a telemarketer quit, you're doing them a favor. (...) (25 years ago, 3-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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