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Re: John E. Doolittle.
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lugnet.pirates
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Tue, 11 Jan 2000 17:12:25 GMT
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Bruce Schlickbernd <corsair@schlickbernd.org> wrote in message
news:Fo6HLL.8wK@lugnet.com...
> In lugnet.pirates, Tony Priestman writes:
> > On Tue, 11 Jan 2000, Richard Parsons (<Fo5yxv.3nE@lugnet.com>) wrote at
> > 09:13:50
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> > >
> > > But what about his adventures on the high seas - is nothing known at • all?
> > > Doesn't anyone know anything about what he got up to? A newspaper • clipping
> > > from London? An insurance report? A sighting at a 7-11 in Roswell?
> >
> > Report in 'a London newspaper':
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> > DUTCH EAST INDIA COMPANY LOSES FACE
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> > It is reported that a ship of the Dutch East India company was attacked
> > in the South Pacific, and native artefacts, including one of the head
> > statues from Easter Island were removed from the vessel.
> > None of the crew were killed, but all of the armament on the Dutch ship
> > was spiked.
> > Reports of a parrot advising on personal injury claims, suggest that the
> > attack was carried out by John E. Doolittle.
> > --
> > Tony Priestman
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> "What kind of party pirates be ye, ya silly nits? I TOLD ye to spike the
> PUNCH, not the guns!"
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> An alleged pirate-type but not until ye prove it in court or I'll have a
> personal-injury anti-defamation suit slapped on you so fast....
And I think I know a certain parrot who would be willing to advise you on
your case...
Tim
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| Timothy D. Freshly wrote in message ... (...) For a fee perhaps. I mean, Impunity may be a parrot, and a pretty stupid one at that, but he's still a lawyer ;-) Richard Still baldly going... Check out Port Block at (URL) the change in URL - Port (...) (24 years ago, 12-Jan-00, to lugnet.pirates)
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| (...) "What kind of party pirates be ye, ya silly nits? I TOLD ye to spike the PUNCH, not the guns!" An alleged pirate-type but not until ye prove it in court or I'll have a personal-injury anti-defamation suit slapped on you so fast.... (24 years ago, 11-Jan-00, to lugnet.pirates)
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