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Re: God(tm)
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Date: 
Thu, 31 Jan 2002 14:06:57 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Johann writes:

Yes, it could be true as I've heard the same rumor. I've also heard that
there are still alien corpses at Area 51, so I'm not sure what to believe
anymore. Elvis Presley is still alive though, and working as the manager of
a Burger King just outside Tulsa.

  All you rumormongers really need to get it straight--they're not
"corpses," they're Guests.  And Elvis isn't still alive--he never lived in
the first place except as an animatronic construct.
  Are we clear now?

    Dave!



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  Re: Animatronics
 
(...) Animatronic construct? You mean like Walt Disney, Al Gore, Kevin Costner, and Courtney Cox? Hmmm...must've been an early model then. -Dave (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: God(tm)
 
(...) In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Maggie Cambron writes: (...) Yes, it could be true as I've heard the same rumor. I've also heard that there are still alien corpses at Area 51, so I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Elvis Presley is still alive (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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