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Re: Lord of the Rings
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Mon, 19 Jul 1999 16:40:52 GMT
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Tom McDonald wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Terry Keller writes:
On Sun, 18 Jul 1999 07:39:34 GMT, "Sproaticus" <jsproat@io.com> wrote:
Well, put hair on his head.  :-,  He's got the look of someone who's
being driven by something in his past, something haunting him...  I dunno how
he'd do with a sword in hand though.  Aragorn needs to be able to handle a
sword.  And Aragorn's actor absolutely needs to carry that scene where he
bids farewell to Boromir.  This scene will make or break the character.
He needs to be tall too. And he also needs to look kingly in a pinch. Sounds
like this is all a tall order for an actor. Anyone want to nomiate Liam Neeson
(again? :-)

Mel Gibson?  He can carry that "tragic knight" character he's been typecast
into.

John Malkovich?

I nominate Steven Segal for Boromir.

Nonononono, I'll enjoy watching him die too much.  Plus, Segal is too slinky
(and a wimp :-)  How about that guy from Home Improvement, with the beard?

Did Aragorn have a beard?  I always seem to
picture him with a beard.
For Aragorn, no beard. It's never mentioned. The only characters IIRC that had
beards mentioned were Gandalf, Saruman and Denethor.

Them, and all the Dwarven women.  :-,

We completely drew a blank with Gollum.
Leonardo DiCaprio?  :-P  Or perhaps Gene Wilder...
Willam Dafoe (sp?) what about him? He also needs to be capable of treachery
and be willing to bite off a finger ;-)

Woody Allen?  How about Christopher Lloyd?

Glenn Close as Galadriel and Uma Thurman as Eowyn.
That's just it: I wouldn't pick either one. I find blondes hard to pick for
this. The Eowyn character has to look good with a sword too.

Eowyn had blonde hair, neh?  But yes, she needs to be able to handle a sword
well.  Someone athletic, then.  Bridgette Neilsen, if she could lose about
twelve inches in height?

Ya know, Glenn Close would be to stocky for Galadriel; we'd need someone
really tall and skinny-but-not-anorexic looking.  Perhaps Uma Thurman would
be better in this role.

But please, no Uma.  I never saw what made her so popular.
Uma's eyes have a certain something. I first noticed her in the movie Baron
Munchausen. (Kinda hard not to.)

Venus envy, Tom?  :-D  She was good in that flick.

BYOB buddy, unless you guys are still in prohibition :-). And where $ exists,
they'll coexist quite nicely thank you. Just don't wait until Saturday night
to buy it, right?

Prohibition?  No, the state of Utah acepts alcohol consumption; now we're
working on polygamy...

We've already had our Beer Olympics scandals.  The local Olympic Committe
marketing put a couple sample bottles from local microbreweries into the
press kits.  Nothing else -- just paper and beer.  The news articles on this
were quite amusing.

Cheers,
- jsproat

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com>
http://www.io.com/~jsproat
Darth Maul Lives



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  Re: Lord of the Rings
 
(...) how (...) Neeson (...) Mmm, yeah I could see that, except for the height. And he'd probably soak up too much $$. Like he did in Braveheart as William Wallet. We'd probably have to get someone "undiscovered" for this role. (...) Which movies (...) (25 years ago, 19-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Lord of the Rings
 
(...) YES! Big, dumb, likable! Perfect! -- Terry K -- (25 years ago, 19-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
  Re: Lord of the Rings
 
(...) How about oral sex? Jasper (25 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: Lord of the Rings
 
(...) Rex? (...) bids (...) He needs to be tall too. And he also needs to look kingly in a pinch. Sounds like this is all a tall order for an actor. Anyone want to nomiate Liam Neeson (again? :-) I nominate Steven Segal for Boromir. (...) (...) (25 years ago, 19-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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