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Re: WWJD - Or: Chariots of the Gods
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Mon, 25 Nov 2002 02:31:49 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Maggie Cambron writes:
> I'd also go with the VW bus. I think it has to do with the stereotypical
> image of Jesus left over from Sunday school mixed up with childhood
> memories of hippies-- it's easy to imagine Jesus driving up Highway 1
> giving rides to hitchhiking apostles.
Just like a rebellious child: his dad had a Plymouth (God drove Adam and Eve
from the Garden of Eden, "in a Fury!" - thank you, Scott Ostler).
Yeah, if Jesus had to actually drive himself (SoCAl) it would be a VW MicroBus.
> > I suppose the more interesting question is what would Satan drive?
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> Lowered black Acura with tinted windows? In a Stephen King novel he
> drove a black Oldsmobile Toronado.
I thought the answer obvious: Lamborghini Diablo, painted
Give-Me-A-Ticket-Red. Now that I think about it, what did Elizabeth Hurley
drive in Bedazzled?
I remember in High School my friend's dad had the Black Toronado with
four-barrel carbs. He pinned the speedo at 145 and set the speedlock on.
So maybe Stephen King has a point....
Zeus? Buddha? Brahma? Lugh? Shiva? Hermes? Set? Thor (something more
up-to-date than a goat cart)? Aphrodite? No, sorry, it wouldn't matter
what Dionysus drove, he's get so many DUIs that they would take away his
license. Brigit? Chernabog? Inquiring minds want to know!
-->Bruce<--
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| (...) I don't know-- Jesus was too much on the straight and narrow to drive a fried-out Combi. I'd see him more at the helm of the Patridge Family bus, and if he were driving in road-rage-ravaged LA, the sign on the back of the bus would say, (...) (22 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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