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Tom McDonald wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> > Tom McDonald wrote:
> > > > It's the almost religious following that "To
> > > > Dream the Impossible Dream" brings, that makes the play icky for such a
> > > > cynical goob as I.
> > > Sometimes that pie-in-the-sky stuff leaves me on an emotional Cloud 9/I-Can- • Do-
> > > Anything high, but that all comes crashing down after the show when me and • 743
> > > other people are all trying to leave the parking lot at once.
> >
> > Which leads me to question the value of such songs. I mean, let's be
> > realistic. Impossible dreams are impossible. Dreaming impossible dreams
> > never got anyone anywhere; work and research and really huge grants have.
>
> I need to find someone who'll give me a really huge grant for studying Lego
> bricks. Or my navel, that'd work too.
What's that?! Hugh Grant gave up acting to study Lego bricks or to join the navy?
> > > > This is new to me. Within the past couple'a weeks, I've heard references • to
> > > > Al Gore "inventing" the Internet.
> > > The references are true. I remember driving home a few months ago and • hearing
> > > this on the radio and laughing when I thought of all the years of hacking • that
> > > geeks worldwide have done to make this possible, and he steps in at the last
> > > minute and takes a bow.
> >
> > When did he step in and take a bow? What should I search for in the news
> > sites?
>
> Can't remember the exact month and date. This is one of things you remember
> but don't want to remember, so details are beyond my recall. After all is said
> than done (I know what I meant :) it really is useless trivia, just like the
> rest of his accomplishments as VP.
>
> > Oh, wait. Is this that @&!@# "Information SUperhighway" trash from eight
> > years ago? What became of that, in practical terms?
>
> Yes. The name "internet" was not as widely known 8 years ago, so in practical
> terms the "ISH" (which was just something to call the 'net before a real name
> caught on) mutated into it. The market itself has done more to shape 'net
> itself. He claims to have made it possible for such a fast change in how many
> folks are now on the 'net. Funding for such change was all part of the
> nebulous "Gore Tax" started on your phone bill awhile back, which has
> incredibly poor and nebulous justification, if any. I don't recall it being
> any easier for *me* to get on the 'net because of him. Bill Gates made it
> easier than Al Gore did. :P
>
> > Was there any actual
> > government aid that actually helped?
>
> Two rather unpopular but well-known government aids were used: death and
> taxes. Taxes for schools, and death - the death of my bank account.
>
> > > > Darth Maul Lives
> > > Who is this "Darth Maul" person I keep hearing about?
> >
> > I'm just waiting for Darth Mugging, Darth Implosia, and Darth Impala. The
> > last two would look way cool in their evil dark Sith-style halter tops.
>
> Only two there are..
??!! Tom, really, family newsgroup, remember?;-)
> > Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Lightsabre-whips!
>
> You need to take a break from that faq for awhile.
>
> -Tom McD.
> when replying, where I is the common point or base current in amperes, and R
> is the common point or base resistance in spamcake.
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