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Re: Castle World is dead.
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Wed, 3 Sep 2003 21:19:43 GMT
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DISCLAIMER: Let it be known that I have no personal opinion whatsoever as to the
life or death or otherwise of Castle World. What follows is not meant to reflect
specifically on any one person who has been contributing to the discussuion of
the aforesaid status of Castle World. If you take offense, my apologies. This is
meant purely for humourous purposes, and I just needed to get it off my chest.
My apologies also to Monty Python, whose work I greatly admire.
Alan
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CART-MASTER
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
Bring out your dead!
[clang]
CUSTOMER
Here's one.
CART-MASTER
Ninepence.
CASTLE WORLD
I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER
What?
CUSTOMER
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
CASTLE WORLD
I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER
Yes, he is.
CASTLE WORLD
I'm not!
CART-MASTER
He isn't?
CUSTOMER
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
CASTLE WORLD
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
CASTLE WORLD
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER
I can't take him.
CASTLE WORLD
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER
Well, do us a favour.
CART-MASTER
I can't.
CUSTOMER
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER
Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER
Thursday.
CASTLE WORLD
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look, isn't there something you can
do?
CASTLE WORLD
[singing] I feel happy... I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER
Ah, thanks very much.
CART-MASTER
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
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