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Re: A Prediction (Re: Monday Morning Diversion)
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Mon, 30 Jan 2006 19:21:20 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Dave Schuler wrote:
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So my new top, er, five worst films-I-paid-full-price-to-see is as follows:
Superman IV
Striptease
Independence Day
Robocop II
Warlock II
Congo
Highlander II
Howard the Duck
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Though all of these films are indeed irredeemably terrible, I predict that
“Son of The Mask” will far exceed their combined awfulness.
Who’s with me?
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Apparently, the staff at the distinguished Golden
Raspberry Awards, that’s who! It’s probably a safe bet that no one outside of
the GRA and the immediate families of the cast and crew of the movie actually
sat through it.
It had at least three things guaranteeing its utter failure:
1. Jaime Kennedy. Nuff said.
2. It’s a sequel ten years after the fact.
3. It included a digitally animated baby.
Who the heck greenlighted this obviously awful drek? $100M budget?!? Did they spend any on the script?
Anyone connected with this film in any way should be barred from ever working in
film, tv, or print. Heck, they should be barred from handling currency or
accessing fresh water and electricity. They should be clad only in hairshirts
and cast into the wilderness.
Somewhere a talented screenwriter now dangles in the noose, tied there upon
learning that his or her script was declined in favor of financing The Son of
The Mask. RIP, talented screenwriter!
Dave!
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