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Re: LoTR: The Two "Towels"
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Sat, 11 Jan 2003 23:05:47 GMT
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In lugnet.castle, David Eaton writes:
> In lugnet.castle, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
> > I think a little more active defense of Frodo is implied,
Anyway, lots of geeky conversation.
How would everyone like to hear my intrepretation
of it? Okay, here goes.
*this is meant for humorous purpose only*
So, anyway, after chapter twelve, we find out
that Frodo used to be a proprietor an organized
crime faction in the shire, so the enemy mafia
skeleton rivals are out to get him for
populating the land with napoleonic short
midgets armed to the teeth with fiery tobacco
pipes.
Anyway, frodo inherited this old ring from
his Godfather Bilbo "the bag man" Bagging,
who was notorious for breaking and picking
apart dwarf caravans.
But, he doesn't realize that his hired man
Aragorn knows Gandalf, who's nemesis happens
to be this robed old freak named 'Saucerman',
who used to head a government conspiracy
morgue, and employed state of the art robotic
techniques in his clones to dominate the
industry with cemetaries so his stocks would
increase. He's responsible for numerous UFO
reports, since his talents lie in throwing
munerous flaming saucers of alcohol at his
enemies.
"But wait a minute? I thought saucerman
was killed during chapter six after he
tried to impersonate Ozzy Osbourne during
a drunken zombie party, after biting the
head off a poison bat for clairvoyant reasons!"
No, you were reading chapter six of the
next book! That was the 'return of the
authoritarian monarchs!'
Actually, the authoritarian ties in with
the political propaganda chapter which
forces you to buy this book! See section
12-081 page 62 of the Tolkein cultural
law collection, volume six.'
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This is a joke, people.
<<_Matt Hein_>>
Fellow lego enthusiast
O s p r e y
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| (...) Yeah, in the book, it's really the only acknowledged 'harm' that comes to the Nazgul in the scene-- the one swipe that Frodo takes at them. In the movie, it's all Aragorn... (...) That's my guess as well. It was a great chance for Jackson to (...) (21 years ago, 11-Jan-03, to lugnet.castle)
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