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Subject: 
MN and WI suck was(Re: TRU Kudos!)
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Date: 
Wed, 5 May 1999 04:28:43 GMT
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Mookie wrote:

Janet Zorn wrote:

I can hear Garrison now.

"It's been a quiet week in Lake Wobegon. However, there were rumors
going around the Lutheran Church potluck that Pastor Inkfist drove
into St. Cloud to snap up some SW Lego sets at the midnight sale at
TRU. And he would have gotten them too, had he not been so nice. He
would have paid a premium. He would have paid Ebay prices right there
for the Naboo Swamp set. But the Body snatched the last set out of his
cart while he was in the checkout line. He's thinking about titling
his Sunday sermon, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth, but the
Wrestlers Will Snatch the Swamp.'"

"You betcha they're nice folks up there,doncha know. Now you take that
Pieniazek fellow. Give you the Forest Babe out of his castle creation,
he would. Ja, it's true."

In all seriousness, I have to say that folks from Minnesota and
Wisconsin are very nice. And I think that the Wisconsinites just act
  ^^^^^^^^^
Hey now!! I resemble that remark! only I don't think we are that bad!
John I think you better help here!

Well now, Tamy.  Minnesoda and Wiscahnsin are actually not very nice places
to be.  The cold, doncha know.  So don't be thinking about moving here to
get away from your nice, cozy cities.  Our new advertising campaign:
Minnesoda-- it's colder than you think!  <for Mookie's eyes only-- See, if
we agree with everyone that it sucks up here in the Midwest, they won't
move here and crowd the freeways and the golf courses;-)>

-John "I voted for Jesse" Neal



so communist to try to cover up for the socialist tendencies of the
Minnesotans.

DJ Zorn

Tamy
Wisconsin "Come smell our Dairy Air" Mookie



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  Re: MN and WI suck was(Re: TRU Kudos!)
 
(...) You can't trick us all, buddy. I've been there and I know better. Minnesota is - as they say - God's country. There are two places that are about equally desirable for me to spend the rest of my life, the North shore of Lake Superior (or maybe (...) (26 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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(...) ^^^...^^^ Hey now!! I resemble that remark! only I don't think we are that bad! John I think you better help here! (...) Tamy Wisconsin "Come smell our Dairy Air" Mookie (26 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.market.shopping, lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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