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In lugnet.mediawatch, Brendan Powell Smith writes:
> Greetings fellow LEGO enthusiasts. I write to you today from prison in the
> UK. Last night at approximately 3:43am, a crack squad of American and
> British intelligence officers and LEGO lawyers stormed into my house and
> interrogated me under harsh lighting conditions before dragging me away kick
> and screaming. I have been incarcarated here in solitary confinement in the
> dungeons below Buckminster Palace where I am now forced shovel copies of
> that sick, paedophila-encouraging book The Bible into a blazing furnace.
> When I finish destroying all extant versions of that book, my further
> sentence is to rewrite the The Bible with none of the naughty bits, and then
> illustrate the end product in LEGO. In this way I hope to rehabilitate
> myself to become a normal, productive, and harmless member of society in the
> eyes of the US government, the British sensationalist press, and the LEGO®
> Group™ of Companies®.
>
> See you all at BricksWest 2017...
>
> -The "Rev." Brendan Powell Smith
LMAO! At least you'll have lots of time in the slammer to concoct further
morally depraved and indifferent dioramas. Here's an idea for you - a woman
captured and held against her will, made to wear scanty and sexually
alluring clothes, bound by a chain attached to a collar around her neck, and
forced to recline at the feet of a powerful crime and drug lord. No, wait,
that's already been done in Jabba's Palace, hasn't it?
John
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