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Re: Brick Testament in Trouble?
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lugnet.mediawatch
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Wed, 26 Feb 2003 01:16:45 GMT
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In lugnet.mediawatch, Mark Sandlin writes:
> http://www.sundaymail.co.uk/news/page.cfm?objectid=12621793&method=full&siteid=86024
Greetings fellow LEGO enthusiasts. I write to you today from prison in the
UK. Last night at approximately 3:43am, a crack squad of American and
British intelligence officers and LEGO lawyers stormed into my house and
interrogated me under harsh lighting conditions before dragging me away kick
and screaming. I have been incarcarated here in solitary confinement in the
dungeons below Buckminster Palace where I am now forced shovel copies of
that sick, paedophila-encouraging book The Bible into a blazing furnace.
When I finish destroying all extant versions of that book, my further
sentence is to rewrite the The Bible with none of the naughty bits, and then
illustrate the end product in LEGO. In this way I hope to rehabilitate
myself to become a normal, productive, and harmless member of society in the
eyes of the US government, the British sensationalist press, and the LEGO®
Group™ of Companies®.
See you all at BricksWest 2017...
-The "Rev." Brendan Powell Smith
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Message has 4 Replies:
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| (...) LMAO! At least you'll have lots of time in the slammer to concoct further morally depraved and indifferent dioramas. Here's an idea for you - a woman captured and held against her will, made to wear scanty and sexually alluring clothes, bound (...) (22 years ago, 26-Feb-03, to lugnet.mediawatch)
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