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Re: hmmmm... What about us?
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lugnet.loc.au
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Fri, 15 Nov 2002 00:48:31 GMT
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> Guns? I thought the Swiss army only used those incredibly useful knives.
So they fooled you too. The Swiss Army knives that we buy in shops are in fact
not the standard issue for the Swiss Army. Our Swiss Army knives unfold to
reveal scissors, screwdrivers, corkscrews and things for taking stones out of
horse's hoofs. However, the real Swiss Army knife unfolds into a large machine
gun, a camping stove, and a pair of skis and poles (but not all at the same
time, of course, they need to carry three if they want to ski, shoot and make
fondue simultaneously).
Kerry
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| (...) Simultaneously? Wow, they must be talented. No wonder nobody's declared war on them for ages. But I gotta admit, it does make sense now. I mean, why would the Swiss Army want to take stones out of horses' hooves? They wouldn't be able to use (...) (22 years ago, 15-Nov-02, to lugnet.loc.au)
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| (...) Curse those deceptive Swiss! (...) Another case of Australia being discriminated against! Those Swiss treat Australians very poorly. Not only do we not get the real knives, but their watches can only cope with one or two time zones (not the (...) (22 years ago, 15-Nov-02, to lugnet.loc.au)
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| (...) Guns? I thought the Swiss army only used those incredibly useful knives. (...) That's what they want you to think! Enemy troops can plainly see the camouflage green, but they are supposed to think that the pink splotches are bullet wounds.... (...) (22 years ago, 15-Nov-02, to lugnet.loc.au)
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