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Re: The Wobbegong sails forth (or affirmative action in action)
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lugnet.loc.au
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Mon, 26 Mar 2001 08:30:50 GMT
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In lugnet.loc.au, Kerry Raymond writes:
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> Inevitably those who live by the sword die by the sword!
Or die by being sawed.
> Last weekend the crew of the Wobbegong were beheaded by a band of marauding
> women. The Wobbegong is now in the possession of a new all-female crew.
> Being a bunch of house-proud little piratesses, they have installed a
> stylish new ship's wheel that they found in a diver's net. They are
> considering installing a few cabin doors for their personal modesty.
At the Nepean River Bend Sink Hole, Red Beard the (female) pirate has been
recruiting females for crewing the Red Beard Rutter. Those red hulls are
kind of hard to come by, but wenches are in good supply, seeing the govt is
funding a retraining scheme for Church of S employees.
> Fooled by these feminine touches, the Islanders are now bowing and scraping
> in the hope of appealing to the new crew to return their monkey and parrot.
> Alas, these maidens might externally be the comely type with red pursed
> lips, but they have hearts as black as flint. They are sharpening their
> cutlasses for the feast of roast monkey planned for this very night! And the
> parrot will provide many a brightly-coloured feather to decorate their caps!
Maybe the Islanders can feed on the torsos of the ex-crew.
> Then tomorrow, they shall set sail for Belville world where they shall storm
> the castle, kill the pink fairies, and carry off the prince to be their
> plaything. They will also steal the cat; every ship needs a ship's cat!
I wouldn't eat those fairies, unless there is something inside that hard shell.
Whereas Belville bodies seem nice and tender.
Once the hair and feathers are gone, monkeys and parrots aren't a feast.
pete.w (not the fire chef)
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