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Re: Marine Knickers (was:Proposed Brikwars Scenario)
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Fri, 7 Jun 2002 14:36:19 GMT
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In lugnet.org.us.nelug, Joe Comeau writes:
> "Shaun Sullivan" <shaun_sullivan@irco.com> wrote in message
> news:GxAz0p.4rC@lugnet.com...
> >
> > WHEREAS our opponents, the Outer Factions, have failed to declare what
> > motif their forces will be wearing, and
> >
> > WHEREAS said Outer Factions seem to be disoriented, disorganized, and
> > altogether distasteful,
> >
> > HERETOFORE it has fallen upon the shoulders of the Coalition Marines to • dress
> > themselves, and to do so with Gusto.
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>
> That's more information than we needed to know...
We didn't mean to overload the simple minded Outer Factions. Next time we
will try to use simpler terms that you might be able to understand.
> > THEREWITHALFORE the Coalition Marines have adopted a standard color scheme
> > which all of their outifts, skivvies, and knickers must adhere to. Said • color
> > scheme is to be predominately dark in nature, consisting primarily of dark
> > greys and blacks.
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> Well, Adolph, how 1940's of you. But seeing how it's 2185, the Outer Faction
> will indeed have an updated color scheme. It's just one more reason why the
> Coalition must fall.
What's the matter are dark outfits to hard to shoot at. Maybe we should
paint bullsize on our backs to make things easier for you. I'd paint them
on the front, but we all know the Outer Faction is a bunch of sissies.
As for updated colors, not everyone can wear pastel like the Outer Factions.
Why don't you try the MC Hammer look that should fit your tastes.
> > FORTHWITH, the Coalition Marines do strongly urge with all due • jurisprudence
> > that the pansy Outer Factions bedeck themselves with another color, lest
> > confusion above and beyond the normal scale of mayhem run amok on the • pending
> > battelfield, and
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> The universe is our color palette. Just as the Coalition cannot contain the
> free spirits of the Outer Faction, we will be equally free in our use of
> color.
Dear god, they're a bunch of bloomin fairies. Talking about free spirits
and all. Next thing you know they'll be writing poetic ransom notes and
singing their demands on the battle field.
> > INADDITIONALHENCE, said Coalition Marines do humbly and generously • recommend
> > that said Outer Factions use this opportunity to express their angst and
> > questionable bowel fortitude in the face of danger, by adorning themselves • in
> > floral prints, flowing skirts, and perhaps those little halfshirts that • come
> > with the Skater Punk Xtreme sets, as they seem most fitting for said • Factions'
> > propensities.
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> This goes back to that 'dressing with gusto' thing and having certain
> fantasies, doesn't it? Again, more than we needed to know.
Now you leave our taylor Gusto out of this. His work know through out the
Coalition as having the highest standards.
Jonathan
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