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Re: Marine Knickers (was:Proposed Brikwars Scenario)
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Thu, 6 Jun 2002 22:08:37 GMT
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In lugnet.org.us.nelug, Shaun Sullivan writes:
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> WHEREAS our opponents, the Outer Factions, have failed to declare what
> motif their forces will be wearing, and
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> WHEREAS said Outer Factions seem to be disoriented, disorganized, and
> altogether distasteful,
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> HERETOFORE it has fallen upon the shoulders of the Coalition Marines to dress
> themselves, and to do so with Gusto.
Finally dressing themselves, eh? I have to admit it was pretty sad when the
Coalition Marines' mothers were dressing them. I couldn't help but chuckle.
> THEREWITHALFORE the Coalition Marines have adopted a standard color scheme
> which all of their outifts, skivvies, and knickers must adhere to. Said color
> scheme is to be predominately dark in nature, consisting primarily of dark
> greys and blacks.
That's a suprise! Usually I figured with your lot dressing yourselves you'd
be decked out in colorful and/or shiny things. But I suppose when you're
picking "uniforms" out of a dumpster, you can't be too choosy.
> FORTHWITH, the Coalition Marines do strongly urge with all due jurisprudence
> that the pansy Outer Factions bedeck themselves with another color, lest
> confusion above and beyond the normal scale of mayhem run amok on the pending
> battelfield, and
If such things would cause confusion for you, perhaps you'd be better off
not bothering to show up at all.
> INADDITIONALHENCE, said Coalition Marines do humbly and generously recommend
> that said Outer Factions use this opportunity to express their angst and
> questionable bowel fortitude in the face of danger, by adorning themselves in
> floral prints, flowing skirts, and perhaps those little halfshirts that come
> with the Skater Punk Xtreme sets, as they seem most fitting for said Factions'
> propensities.
Apparently the Coalition Marines not only have a vendetta against us, but
also wish to see how sexy we truly are by having us expose some skin while
wearing half-shirts. Although this might prove amusing insofar as they would
be overcome by our radiant beauty, and thus be unable to fire their weapons
in retaliation (not to mention that Coalition weapons are known to
malfunction when enough drool is applied), I think it will indeed be more
fun to give you a supposed fighting chance, and NOT wear your proposed uniforms.
As for what we *will* wear, we shall have to discuss whether or not it would
be more fun to tell you or to reserve that information until combat is joined.
DaveE
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| WHEREAS our opponents, the Outer Factions, have failed to declare what motif their forces will be wearing, and WHEREAS said Outer Factions seem to be disoriented, disorganized, and altogether distasteful, HERETOFORE it has fallen upon the shoulders (...) (22 years ago, 6-Jun-02, to lugnet.org.us.nelug)
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