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Re: Marine Knickers (was:Proposed Brikwars Scenario)
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Fri, 7 Jun 2002 12:31:10 GMT
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"Shaun Sullivan" <shaun_sullivan@irco.com> wrote in message
news:GxAz0p.4rC@lugnet.com...
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> WHEREAS our opponents, the Outer Factions, have failed to declare what
> motif their forces will be wearing, and
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> WHEREAS said Outer Factions seem to be disoriented, disorganized, and
> altogether distasteful,
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> HERETOFORE it has fallen upon the shoulders of the Coalition Marines to • dress
> themselves, and to do so with Gusto.
That's more information than we needed to know...
> THEREWITHALFORE the Coalition Marines have adopted a standard color scheme
> which all of their outifts, skivvies, and knickers must adhere to. Said • color
> scheme is to be predominately dark in nature, consisting primarily of dark
> greys and blacks.
Well, Adolph, how 1940's of you. But seeing how it's 2185, the Outer Faction
will indeed have an updated color scheme. It's just one more reason why the
Coalition must fall.
> FORTHWITH, the Coalition Marines do strongly urge with all due • jurisprudence
> that the pansy Outer Factions bedeck themselves with another color, lest
> confusion above and beyond the normal scale of mayhem run amok on the • pending
> battelfield, and
The universe is our color palette. Just as the Coalition cannot contain the
free spirits of the Outer Faction, we will be equally free in our use of
color.
> INADDITIONALHENCE, said Coalition Marines do humbly and generously • recommend
> that said Outer Factions use this opportunity to express their angst and
> questionable bowel fortitude in the face of danger, by adorning themselves • in
> floral prints, flowing skirts, and perhaps those little halfshirts that • come
> with the Skater Punk Xtreme sets, as they seem most fitting for said • Factions'
> propensities.
This goes back to that 'dressing with gusto' thing and having certain
fantasies, doesn't it? Again, more than we needed to know.
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| (...) We didn't mean to overload the simple minded Outer Factions. Next time we will try to use simpler terms that you might be able to understand. (...) What's the matter are dark outfits to hard to shoot at. Maybe we should paint bullsize on our (...) (22 years ago, 7-Jun-02, to lugnet.org.us.nelug)
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| WHEREAS our opponents, the Outer Factions, have failed to declare what motif their forces will be wearing, and WHEREAS said Outer Factions seem to be disoriented, disorganized, and altogether distasteful, HERETOFORE it has fallen upon the shoulders (...) (22 years ago, 6-Jun-02, to lugnet.org.us.nelug)
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