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Re: I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer !!
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lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.loc.au
Date: 
Fri, 15 Jun 2001 11:59:06 GMT
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That is totally silly, I won't be doing this!

Loopy Gigglehead


----- Original Message -----
From: "pete white" <aquanaut@optusnet.com.au>
To: <lugnet.off-topic.fun@lugnet.com>; <lugnet.loc.au@lugnet.com>
Sent: Friday, June 15, 2001 9:18 PM
Subject: Re: I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer !!


I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer.
I'm married to Zippy Chickenlips.
We have produced a son, Booger Chickenlips-Wafflesniffer.

Other Sydney and area AFOLs:-
Richard Parsons - Buttercup Diaperfanny
James Howse - Pinky Burgerfanny
David Drew - Squeezit Gizzardchuckle
Kev and Andrea Hall - Squeezit & Gidget Diaperbrain
Richie Dulin - Buttercup Chickenlips
Eli Donati - Chim Chim Burgerhead
Santosh Bhat - Zippy Wafflesniffer (we must be related)

In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Ross Crawford writes:
-----NEW NAME

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness • to
break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find • your
funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants • and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too
seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour • for
the day...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of • your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of • your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.

Now, when you forward this..use your new name as the title of the subject
line. Don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you.

Regards

ROSCO



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  Re: I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer !!
 
I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer. I'm married to Zippy Chickenlips. We have produced a son, Booger Chickenlips-Wafflesniffer. Other Sydney and area AFOLs:- Richard Parsons - Buttercup Diaperfanny James Howse - Pinky Burgerfanny David Drew - Squeezit (...) (23 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.loc.au)

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