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I'm not Squeezit Wafflebuns? I'm so bummed out.
Hmmmm, my son read "Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking
Toilets." I'll have to compliment him on reading subversive literature. :-)
Dorkey Gigglebrain
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Ross Crawford writes:
> -----NEW NAME
>
> Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
> break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
> funny name.
>
> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too
> seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for
> the day...
>
> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
> a = stinky
> b = lumpy
> c = buttercup
> d = gidget
> e = crusty
> f = greasy
> g = fluffy
> h = cheeseball
> i = chim-chim
> j = poopsie
> k = flunky
> l = booger
> m = pinky
> n = zippy
> o = goober
> p = doofus
> q = slimy
> r = loopy
> s = snotty
> t = falafel
> u = dorkey
> v = squeezit
> w = oprah
> x = skipper
> y = dinky
> z = zsa-zsa
>
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
> NEW last name:
> a = diaper
> b = toilet
> c = giggle
> d = bubble
> e = girdle
> f = barf
> g = lizard
> h = waffle
> i = cootie
> j = monkey
> k = potty
> l = liver
> m = banana
> n = rhino
> o = burger
> p = hamster
> q = toad
> r = gizzard
> s = pizza
> t = gerbil
> u = chicken
> v = pickle
> w = chuckle
> x = tofu
> y = gorilla
> z = stinker
>
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
> NEW last name:
> a = head
> b = mouth
> c = face
> d = nose
> e = tush
> f = breath
> g = pants
> h = shorts
> i = lips
> j = honker
> k = butt
> l = brain
> m = tushie
> n = chunks
> o = hiney
> p = biscuits
> q = toes
> r = buns
> s = fanny
> t = sniffer
> u = sprinkles
> v = kisser
> w = squirt
> x =humperdinck
> y = brains
> z = juice
>
> Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
>
> Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
>
> Now, when you forward this..use your new name as the title of the subject
> line. Don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you.
>
> Regards
>
> ROSCO
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| Well, since others are playing along... Booger Cootiejuice ick! Hmm, I guess taking the childhood pet most identified as mine... Brownie Grant but if it's first pet, it would be either Mickey or Charley (Mickey was Brownies dad, Charlie was his (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| -----NEW NAME Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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