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Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Thu, 14 Jun 2001 01:38:36 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Ross Crawford writes:
> The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
> the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too
> seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for
> the day...
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> Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
> Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
> NEW last name:
> Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
> NEW last name:
> Regards
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> ROSCO
To whom it may concern,
I am writting this letter in protest to your extremely unfair methodology
for determining a name from the book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous
Plot of Professor Poopypants".
It is uniformly worng to exclude those people who have first names with 2 or
less letters, and last names with less than 4 letters. It is especially
tragic when you consider those with first names like J.R., as there is no
period in your name key for them to apply.
I must insist that this matter is rectified at once, or I will be forced to
take drastic actions, including but not limited to: boycotting your books,
boycotting other books by the same publisher, boycotting bookstores all
together, and of course, my eventual suicide.
Sincerely,
Falafel Girdlemouth
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| -----NEW NAME Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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