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I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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Thu, 14 Jun 2001 00:56:43 GMT
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-----NEW NAME
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your
funny name.
The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names. Lest we take ourselves too
seriously, take a moment to find your new name and wear it with humour for
the day...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x =humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks.
Now, when you forward this..use your new name as the title of the subject
line. Don't forget to send it to the person who sent it to you.
Regards
ROSCO
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Message has 12 Replies:
 | | Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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| In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Snotty Gizzardsquirt writes: <snip> Not bad. Personally I always liked the "soap opera" (now "daytime drama") name rules.. Take the name of your childhood pet as a first name, and the name of the street you first lived on as (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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| (...) To whom it may concern, I am writting this letter in protest to your extremely unfair methodology for determining a name from the book "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants". It is uniformly worng to exclude those (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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| Hmm.. it appears that I am now "Crusty Diapertush." That kinda sucks. But some of my other names are interesting: Soad Opera Name: Bruno Rand Star Wars Name: Grema Caral Star Wars Honorific Name and Title: Iksneon of Nyquil crusty (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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| I'm not Squeezit Wafflebuns? I'm so bummed out. Hmmmm, my son read "Captain Underpants and the Attack of the Talking Toilets." I'll have to compliment him on reading subversive literature. :-) Dorkey Gigglebrain (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Hello! From Falafel Gizzardhiney!
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| OTHER names: Soap Opera Name (1): Tugs Skillman Star Wars Name: Matbr Azpet Honorific SW Name: Skotoyota of Ibuprofen Some others.... (URL) Opera Name: Antonio Skillman Adult Film Star Name: Bear Azevedo Drag Queen Name: Tugs Azevedo Just another (...) (23 years ago, 14-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: I'm Snotty Gizzardsquirt!!
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| (...) Allrighty, I ended up getting: Booger DiaperButt Soap Opera name: Duncan Main Adult Film Star name: Dog Spencer Drag Queen name: Shane Spencer Star Wars name: Kylja Spbla Star Wars Honourary name: Nosnissan maxima of Tylenol (wicked!) Mob (...) (23 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
| | | Re: I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer !!
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| I'm Falafel Wafflesniffer. I'm married to Zippy Chickenlips. We have produced a son, Booger Chickenlips-Wafflesniffer. Other Sydney and area AFOLs:- Richard Parsons - Buttercup Diaperfanny James Howse - Pinky Burgerfanny David Drew - Squeezit (...) (23 years ago, 15-Jun-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.loc.au)
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