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Re: **Bad Trader??**
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Date: 
Thu, 23 Dec 1999 17:49:16 GMT
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Sproaticus wrote:

> Johannes Keukelaar wrote:
> > "JS" == Sproaticus  <jsproat@io.com> writes:
> > JS> No no no no...  Susan Williams is the evil Anti-Todd.  The
> > JS> difference is blindingly obvious: Susan Williams uses a signature
> > JS> stamp, while Todd doesn't.
> > <serious>I've heard that name bandied about before (Susan Williams,
> > that is.), in all kinds of insinuating places. Did she suggest she was
> > working for TLC but wasn't? That's the impression I get. Anyone care
> > to enlighten a poor newcomer?</serious>
> 
> *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding*
> 
> ANNOUNCER:  I'm sorry, but the proper question is, "who is Suzanne *Rich*?"
> Don Pardo, why don't you tell Johannes what he could've won?
> 
> DON:  You might have won...a year's supply of Lego Wax.  A seventeen-volume
> set of the Encyclopedia Legomaniaca!  A certificate releasing you from a
> session of verbal abuse from a Toys 'R' Us employee!  Aaaaannnd a deluxe
> paper-plate and plasticware setting for eight.
> 
> ANNOUNCER:  Thank you Don.  And thank you Johannes for playing LEGGO MY LEGO!
> ;-)
> 
> Suzanne Rich is Todd's SO, works in the MIT Media Lab, is a Lego Fellow, and
> designs fantastically cool minifig-scale wheelchairs.  (1)
> 
> Suzanne Williams is a fictional (?) figurehead for The Lego Company's Public
> Relations Department, and answers every letter written to Lego.
> 
> Suzanne Sommers just recently denied ever undergoing plastic surgery.  Which
> just goes to show, you can't believe *everything* you read on the Internet.

??!!

> Suzie Q is just a song.  Don't read too much from it.

I thought it was a snack cake.  Not to be confused with Lazy Susan, who can spin
quite a tale.  "Q", however, is like a God, but not *the* God, who is not to be
confused with Todd.  He's just a layman.

> > Oh, and while we're on the subject of enlightenment, who the
> > MegaBloks is this Todd fellow?
> 
> Todd is.
> 
> Todd was at the dawn of LUGNET, and Todd will be at the setting of LUGNET.
> Todd makes the server come up, and makes the spammers go down.
> 
> Todd is the reason and arbiter of all LUGNET traffic.
> 
> Todd can answer your questions, heal your cookie woes, and snarf garlic
> pickles like no one else.  Todd exhibits the paragon of unshavenness.
> 
> Todd gives us LUGNET from the depths of his own pockets.
> 
> Todd is.

I think you *are* mixing up Todd and God .....or are you? [1]

"Is this heaven?"
"No, LUGNET" [2]

{;^D John



[1] "TDWH"?? [3]
[2] Apologizes to Ray Kinsella
[3] Please, only Biblical scholars try and figure that one out.

> 
> 
> Cheers,
>  - jsproat
> 
> 1.  http://www.baseplate.com/ideas/minifig-scale/injured/index.html , accessed
> from http://www.baseplate.com/ideas/minifig-scale/index.html .  Really cool
> stuff!
> 
> --
> Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com> ~~~ http://www.io.com/~jsproat/
>  "Hello.  My name is Jeremy, and I'm a...a brick chewer."
>   (in unison) "Hi, Jeremy."



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(...) Todd-weh? Is that acro ever mentioned in the bible? (...) Oops. Jasper (27 years ago, 26-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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(...) *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* *ding* ANNOUNCER: I'm sorry, but the proper question is, "who is Suzanne *Rich*?" Don Pardo, why don't you tell Johannes what he could've won? DON: You might have won...a (...) (27 years ago, 23-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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