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Re: NeutronBot.com ::: Best Site Ever
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lugnet.publish
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Tue, 8 Feb 2005 16:33:23 GMT
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In lugnet.publish, Keith Goldman wrote:
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In lugnet.announce, Kevin Blocksidge wrote:
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Some of you may have already seen it, as both Lenny and Roy have posted MOCs
linking to it, but here is the official announcement...
Presenting NeutronBot.com
A new website created by six amazingly awesome individuals. We are all
outrageously awesome, have quirky senses of humour, build awesomely, and are
full of piss and vinegar.
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You forgot the tendency to wear women’s undergarments, hygienic devices, and
your shared love for the song-stylings of Michael Bolton and Bette Midler. I
really like the fact that Middler’s “From a Distance” plays when you click on
the much maligned hexagons.
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It was supposed to be “You are the Wind beneith my wings”, but the ho-bag
Middler wouldn’t give us the right to the song. I hereby hate Bette with every
fiber of my being. Oh look, a cheetoh.
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The site features the newest automagic technology. We’ll never have to edit
raw HTML again, thanks to the man who eats food yet poops PHP code, Kyle
Keppler!
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That sounds like a serious medical condition, Kevin, and you should
reconsider your flippant attitude. Instead of making light of your friend’s
condition, why not suggest an antibiotic rub or a little 12th century
bloodletting?
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We’ve tried all that with Kyle and yet none of it works. But then, its like the
goose who lays golden eggs. Sure, its really painful for the goose, but look!
golden eggs!!
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A rogues gallery indeed:
A big fan of Smokey and the Bandit 2, and a noted Anwar Sadat apologist.
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Nobody gives Anwar the respect he deserves.
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A Freemason, and all around blackguard if there ever was one.
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This line is so offensive that I will return to eating my cheetohs and think
really hard about giving you a one-two about this later.
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East-Coast gangsta rapper, The Notorious GRE - I - G
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Don’t forget to mention GRE-I-G’s right hand man, Lego Daddy (aka Shean ‘Legoy’
Coumbs) who will be making millions when GRE-I-G is shot by an unknown
assailant.
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They say he can hypnotize you with his teeth, and pre-pubescent mustache.
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And they are right.
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A basic pleasure model, standard issue for all off-world colonies.
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Oddly enough, it is Soren’s fault for the crappy aesthetics of the site.
Jerkhead.
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T-Otch...The Mad-Trapper of Rat River, and Mini-Golf Champion of Canada.
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He’s worked so hard at minigolf.. don’t mock him for it.
You know, I thought that Photo had been deleted forever.
Thank god it wasn;t!!
Thanks for the great review Keith. I am always in awe of your ability to
obfuscate the truth and make yourself look like a three year old idiot.
-Lenny
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| (...) You forgot the tendency to wear women's undergarments, hygienic devices, and your shared love for the song-stylings of Michael Bolton and Bette Midler. I really like the fact that Middler's "From a Distance" plays when you click on the much (...) (20 years ago, 6-Feb-05, to lugnet.publish, FTX)
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