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Re: Question about 7101
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Date: 
Tue, 29 Jun 1999 19:32:45 GMT
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lpieniazek@STOPSPAMMERSnovera.com
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I'm really touched that so MANY puns have been spawned by my deliberate
t7po. But I think what's best about it is how VERY BAD many of them are.
Aloha (not to be confused with a-hola)....

Jeff Stembel wrote:

In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Larry Pieniazek writes:
And as you know, I rarely make misteaks.

Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

:)

Jeff

P.S.  I'll take my misteak rare, Please!  ;)

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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) And how re-pun-gnant they are. Really, from puny minds. So many people want to take the punt. The result is quite punitive. And what a can of worms which has opuned. (...) A-hola lotta puns. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) It would seam sew. (...) Calling them VERY BAD is just repundant. Besides, no one calls them good. (...) Hola, estoy muy bien, gracias. Los symbolicos de las accentas no son presentan en este contrapcion. -Tom McD. when replying, note that (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) BTW, Lar, please note that this entire thread was compleately devoid of my addresses....just some food for thought. But look out, cuz I'M BAACK!!;-) -John (25 years ago, 6-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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