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Re: Question about 7101
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Mon, 28 Jun 1999 18:25:08 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Larry Pieniazek writes:
And as you know, I rarely make misteaks.

Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

:)

Jeff

P.S.  I'll take my misteak rare, Please!  ;)



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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) I screwed up slightly here. The passage should read: Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "What is Misteak?" Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Question about 7101
 
I'm really touched that so MANY puns have been spawned by my deliberate t7po. But I think what's best about it is how VERY BAD many of them are. Aloha (not to be confused with a-hola).... (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Re: Question about 7101
 
Agree to disagree, please. I think it's been right enough that I'm comfortable citing it. And as you know, I rarely make misteaks. (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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