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Re: Question about 7101
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Mon, 28 Jun 1999 19:13:21 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Larry Pieniazek writes:
And as you know, I rarely make misteaks.

Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

I screwed up slightly here.  The passage should read:

Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "What is Misteak?"
Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

*Sigh*  This is what happens when you think faster than you type.  :(

Jeff



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(...) Couldn't it also be said "type faster than you think"? :) "I'll have the Skirt Steak." That way I can skirt the misteak entirely ;) -Tom McD. when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality. (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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