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Re: Question about 7101
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
Date: 
Mon, 28 Jun 1999 18:27:05 GMT
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jsproat@geocities.SPAMCAKEcom
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Jeff Stembel wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Larry Pieniazek writes:
And as you know, I rarely make misteaks.
Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

Well done, Jeff.  Definitely not lame.  Is there any way you can beef it
up?  Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death.  Let's not beat a
dead horse...

Cheers,
- jsproat

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
Now that Yoda's not around, there's no telling what we'll do when we're free



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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) I think I came unglued at that remark... that's what you do with beaten dead horses, right? ...or was that ravioli? --Mike. (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) You're such a ham! Don't get me wrong, I don't have a cow with you, but those puns were rather cheesy. I'd steak my next meal on it. From the Udderly Confused Sir Loin of Steak, er, Jeff :) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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