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Re: Question about 7101
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
Date: 
Mon, 28 Jun 1999 19:22:09 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
Jeff Stembel wrote:
In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Larry Pieniazek writes:
And as you know, I rarely make misteaks.
Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?"
Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak."
Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a
cow."

Well done, Jeff.  Definitely not lame.  Is there any way you can beef it
up?  Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death.  Let's not beat a
dead horse...

You're such a ham!  Don't get me wrong, I don't have a cow with you, but those
puns were rather cheesy.  I'd steak my next meal on it.

From the Udderly Confused Sir Loin of Steak, er, Jeff  :)



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(...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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