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Re: Your Resumes
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Date: 
Fri, 10 Dec 1999 01:28:25 GMT
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In lugnet.general, Larry Pieniazek writes:
accurate estimation of risk. Why anyone would jump out of a perfectly
good airplane is beyond me. :-) )

Well, ok, I'll bite. :)

5: You're a lemming.
4: The commuter traffic is a real pain, and your suburb is just a *little* to
the left... more... ok, GO!
3: There's a Lego sale down there.
2: Harrison Ford has already used the Presidential Escape Pod.

And the number one reason to jump out a perfectly good airplane....

1:The stewardess just told you they were out of the promotional Lego sets, but
there's a Stena Line ferry down there...

:)

James
http://www.shades-of-night.com/lego/



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  Re: Your Resumes
 
ROFL (...) Might be YOUR #1, but not mine. I have one already. :-) (25 years ago, 10-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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(...) Hey, this is just a myth! Lemmings don't actually commit suicide. Believe me, I've spent the last three years studying lemmings. (Among other things like the Canadian showshoe-hare.) There is a rather famous scene in a Disney "documentary" (...) (25 years ago, 11-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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(...) Sure it is. British Tobacco may not want you to work for them if you're an anti smoking activist. Or if your SO works for RJ Reynolds. Or if you jump out of airplanes, it may not be wise to put you on the critical path on a regular basis. (or (...) (25 years ago, 10-Dec-99, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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