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Re: Your Resumes (and Other Things)
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Date: 
Fri, 10 Dec 1999 21:23:49 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.debate, James Simpson writes:
In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Jeremy Sproat writes:

So why can't the fish be from below 10 fathoms?  Would this include fish that
swim at the surface and in the darkness, like tuna or mahi-mahi?  Is the
restriction for ocean fish' can you eat deep-lake catfish?  (Not that you'd
WANT to -- ugh.)

I'm just curious -- allergies fascinate me.

Actually, the whole ten fathoms thing is just a joke.  I just did it to further
harass already wearied McDonalds employees.  Honestly, I don't have a clue how
deep a fathom is.  The point was to see how much nonsense that they'd put up
with.  Kind of like my friend who called a furniture company and asked if they
had any stool samples.  Thanks for the concern, though.  Really!

Regards,

James Simpson

Postscript: Another amusing one is calling Hertz and telling them that I need
to
rent a 1973 Triumph Spitfire, because it's the only car that I can drive for
medical reasons.  You'd be suprised how many layers of managment that you can
be
transfered to...



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(...) I know *I'd* transfer you if I were the clerk. But then, being a good little drone (read: not a problem-solver) is implied in the job description. My brother works in a funiture store. I'm gonna ask him about the stool samples. :-D Cheers, - (...) (25 years ago, 10-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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(...) Actually, the whole ten fathoms thing is just a joke. I just did it to further harass already wearied McDonalds employees. Honestly, I don't have a clue how deep a fathom is. The point was to see how much nonsense that they'd put up with. Kind (...) (25 years ago, 10-Dec-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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