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| (...) And how re-pun-gnant they are. Really, from puny minds. So many people want to take the punt. The result is quite punitive. And what a can of worms which has opuned. (...) A-hola lotta puns. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| I'm really touched that so MANY puns have been spawned by my deliberate t7po. But I think what's best about it is how VERY BAD many of them are. Aloha (not to be confused with a-hola).... (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Wool-d you mind explaining your obsession with these types of puns? It's not healthy, ya know. Well, I suppose it isn't really all that bad, unless you start flaxing poetic about 'em. (...) Or maybe You think faster than you type. (Yes!! Full (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Not and be brief about it anyway. (...) Poi-sonally, I think you could come up with more. (...) Sorry about that. There's a word missing in my question. I think Todd has installed a program that randomly steals words from posts. (...) Jeff (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| <3778ED41.9E590386@g...ities.com> <FE3MD3.EEq@lugnet.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) And the crowd goes wild. (...) You couldn't cotton the thought of going off-topic, neh? (...) I dunno, I (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) "moo- (...) Encyclopedia Sproaticus comes through again. (Those double-u'ed words really get me. The only ones I really have to remember are vacuum and continuum.) I've never worn one and never seen it spelt. Remember though: any garment, once (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| <FE3ArA.MHz@lugnet.com> <FE3Hy7.8zG@lugnet.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) *ahem* muu-muu or mu'u mu'u :-, (...) Yes, yes, yes. Well, thank you Tom. There are some who say that a pattern for the (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) You won't regret knowing about one, but probably about seeing one :) If my spelling is correct (and I was almost (but not quite) loathe to spell it "moo- moo") a mu-mu or mumu is a rather single dress-length piece of brightly colored womens's (...) (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) That's snot funny! (...) I'll probably regret this, but what the heck is a mu-mu?? Jeff (27 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) With an off-the-cuff remark like that, you're a shoe-in for lugnet.potd. Have you been belting out puns for a long time or are you an early bloomer? (...) Just sleeve me alone. Next thing you know, you'll be branding me a name- collar. -Tom (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Hemmm... Sounds like you'd just re-dress the issue. But it's okay if you have it all covered. Just don't let it slip. That would really sock. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Couldn't it also be said "type faster than you think"? :) "I'll have the Skirt Steak." That way I can skirt the misteak entirely ;) -Tom McD. when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) You're such a ham! Don't get me wrong, I don't have a cow with you, but those puns were rather cheesy. I'd steak my next meal on it. From the Udderly Confused Sir Loin of Steak, er, Jeff :) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I screwed up slightly here. The passage should read: Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "What is Misteak?" Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) I think I came unglued at that remark... that's what you do with beaten dead horses, right? ...or was that ravioli? --Mike. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) So say the pun pundits. And those with a punerial disease. -Tom McD. when replying, don't use spamcake for a pun cushion. (27 years ago, 26-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| John Neal wrote in message <372EF4EB.6BA641FA@u...st.net>... (...) Hey this is a family newsserver here, no waving those winkies about now. Frank (27 years ago, 20-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| Larry Pieniazek wrote (...) Oh, I'm a touch tetchy techie alright. Today I've gone from "please insert a new CPU, number 15 is not responding" to "ew, you did something, please reboot your system". People shouldn't have to come home from a Tandem (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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