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(...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) So say the pun pundits. And those with a punerial disease. -Tom McD. when replying, don't use spamcake for a pun cushion. (27 years ago, 26-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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John Neal wrote in message <372EF4EB.6BA641FA@u...st.net>... (...) Hey this is a family newsserver here, no waving those winkies about now. Frank (27 years ago, 20-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Larry Pieniazek wrote (...) Oh, I'm a touch tetchy techie alright. Today I've gone from "please insert a new CPU, number 15 is not responding" to "ew, you did something, please reboot your system". People shouldn't have to come home from a Tandem (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Uh-Oh, apparent intolerance of of a Vietnamese holiday. Better take this one over to .debate. :-) -- Terry K -- (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Uh oh. A documented error? I feel my world crumbling... The persecution is beginning. When do we fly to South America and line up for the fruit punch? -Tom McD. when replying, note that the 2001 black monolith was actually made of spamcake. (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Why, using our product, of course. Some tet-chie you are... (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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John Neal wrote (...) if he wants to. I'm dying to know how to intetgrate my web apps. Moz (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Lar, something about your new sig....I find tet offensive. -John (...) (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, wait. It is. (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "That's no moon..." James (URL) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Luke, I am your Plumber!" Jeff (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?" Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Use the Pants, Luke! The Pants! Jasper (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Creation myth redone. That help ya? Spoilers below.. 500 groups of 5 or 6 Adam and Eves get dumped on Earth. the ebst multiply the fastest and meet eachother at the borders, and intermingle. Jasper (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a bidet... an (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs." (...) Wipe that cheeky grin off your face. :-, --Todd (27 years ago, 3-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) It's one which was overcomplicated: A string walks into a bar: "Are you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed not" You see with that you don't give away the punch line by an (...) (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Was it worse than the "Furry with the syringe on top"? Or "Give my big hearts to Maude, Wayne; Dismember me for Harold's choir"?[1] Steve 1- That one's not quite right, but the correct answer sounds very close to this. (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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