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Re: Cardboard starships
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Date:
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Fri, 4 Jun 1999 21:43:52 GMT
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johnneal@STOPSPAMuswest.net
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James Brown wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> > Tom McDonald wrote:
> > > In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Todd Lehman writes:
> > > > In lugnet.build, jsproat@geocities.com (Sproaticus) writes:
> > > > > Terry K wrote:
> > > > > > I was tempted to say that toilet paper tube starships are crappy, but
> > > > > > they really are pretty good. :-)
> > > > > Good thing too, 'cause I didn't want to have started another potty-pun
> > > > > thread. :-,
> > > > "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?"
> > > > "Should I have?"
> > > > "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs."
> > > "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have
> > > this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your
> > > father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a
> > > bidet... an elegant two-ply, from a more civilized day."
> > > "How did my father wipe?"
> >
> > "Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling
> > we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and
> > that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?"
>
> "That's no moon..."
No, wait. It is.
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>
> James
> http://www.shades-of-night.com/lego/
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