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Re: Cardboard starships
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Fri, 4 Jun 1999 17:49:29 GMT
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Tom McDonald wrote:
> In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Todd Lehman writes:
> > In lugnet.build, jsproat@geocities.com (Sproaticus) writes:
> > > Terry K wrote:
> > > > I was tempted to say that toilet paper tube starships are crappy, but
> > > > they really are pretty good. :-)
> > > Good thing too, 'cause I didn't want to have started another potty-pun
> > > thread. :-,
> > "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?"
> > "Should I have?"
> > "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs."
> "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have
> this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your
> father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a
> bidet... an elegant two-ply, from a more civilized day."
> "How did my father wipe?"
"Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling
we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and
that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?"
Cheers,
- jsproat
--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
Darth Maul Lives
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