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Re: Terms and Conditions Question
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Steve Bliss wrote:
The String says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
It's just a really old joke.

It's one which was overcomplicated:

A string walks into a bar:
"Are you a string?"
"No, I'm a frayed not"

You see with that you don't give away the punch line by an additional
line - remember people haven't got time for gags - that's why instant
comedy was invented eg.
Putting a thing on your head and leaving it there.

--
Carbon 60
ICQ # 5643170



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(...) It's just a really old joke. Steve (25 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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