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Re: FOTW at KMART
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Date: 
Tue, 14 Sep 1999 19:04:04 GMT
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lpieniazek@SPAMLESSnovera.com
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That's not bad but I was thinking more along the simple:

"only a Schnuck would work there" or
"this store is run by a bunch of Schmucks, er... Schnucks"

Sproaticus wrote:
> 
> Larry Pieniazek wrote:
> > Christopher Weeks wrote:
> > > Which chain?  I haven't noticed that at Dierbergs or Schnucks.
> > You have a chain called Schnucks? Cool. The possibilities for bad humor
> > seem limitless with that name.
> 
> "If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks."
> 
> "We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store."
> 
> :-)
> 
> Cheers,
>  - jsproat
> 
> --
> Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com> ~~~ http://www.io.com/~jsproat/
> He stands...like some sort of...PAGAN GOD or DEPOSED TYRANT.  Staring out
> over the city he's sworn to...to stare out over...  And it's evident...just
> by looking at him...that he's got some PRETTY HEAVY THINGS ON HIS MIND.
>  - Ben Edlund, 1996

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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) There are lots of stores in German-speaking countries advertising Schmuck in their name. (Their proprietors don't quite see the humor, as the word means jewelry.) -gbr (27 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) "If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks." "We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store." :-) Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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