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Re: FOTW at KMART
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Date: 
Tue, 14 Sep 1999 19:04:04 GMT
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That's not bad but I was thinking more along the simple:

"only a Schnuck would work there" or
"this store is run by a bunch of Schmucks, er... Schnucks"

Sproaticus wrote:

Larry Pieniazek wrote:
Christopher Weeks wrote:
Which chain?  I haven't noticed that at Dierbergs or Schnucks.
You have a chain called Schnucks? Cool. The possibilities for bad humor
seem limitless with that name.

"If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks."

"We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store."

:-)

Cheers,
- jsproat

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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) There are lots of stores in German-speaking countries advertising Schmuck in their name. (Their proprietors don't quite see the humor, as the word means jewelry.) -gbr (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) "If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks." "We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store." :-) Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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