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Re: FOTW at KMART
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
Date: 
Tue, 14 Sep 1999 18:18:38 GMT
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jsproat@ioSAYNOTOSPAM.com
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Larry Pieniazek wrote:
Christopher Weeks wrote:
Which chain?  I haven't noticed that at Dierbergs or Schnucks.
You have a chain called Schnucks? Cool. The possibilities for bad humor
seem limitless with that name.

"If you're not satisfied, you can grab us by the schnucks."

"We'll bet our schnukcs that you'll find what you need in our store."

:-)

Cheers,
- jsproat

--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@io.com> ~~~ http://www.io.com/~jsproat/
He stands...like some sort of...PAGAN GOD or DEPOSED TYRANT.  Staring out
over the city he's sworn to...to stare out over...  And it's evident...just
by looking at him...that he's got some PRETTY HEAVY THINGS ON HIS MIND.
- Ben Edlund, 1996



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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
That's not bad but I was thinking more along the simple: "only a Schnuck would work there" or "this store is run by a bunch of Schmucks, er... Schnucks" (...) (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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  Re: FOTW at KMART
 
(...) You have a chain called Schnucks? Cool. The possibilities for bad humor seem limitless with that name. (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.market.shopping, lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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