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Re: Read Sales in the Subset
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lugnet.loc.au
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Thu, 15 Jul 2004 02:15:43 GMT
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In lugnet.loc.au, James Paraha wrote:
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In lugnet.loc.au, Richie Dulin wrote:
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In lugnet.loc.au, Pete White wrote:
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We purchased four of the five large Knights’ Kingdom figures for our son.
He calls them human Bionicles. Only thing is he wants us to buy 4 of the
black ones, to even up the good and evil sides.
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It’s traditional for good guys to gang up on the evildoers, isn’t it?
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See, everyone forgets us Evil Minions, aka cannon fodder. We the dedicated,
nameless, faceless peons with little training and virtually no offensive
skills, actually make it ok for gangs of brightly armoured goons to physically
abuse individuals of differing socio-political values. Without us what you are
left with is comon thuggery.
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I had indeed forgotten! Where would evil be today without those minions who
can’t hit the side of a barn at six feet, say “hold your fire, there are no life
forms aboard”, open the castle door to the little old washerwomen, doze off
while guarding the prisoners, or think that large wooden horses would look nice
in the main avenue of the city? Where indeed?
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Join us in our catchcry - ‘Equal representation in large scale Knights’
Kingdom figures now!’
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Minions would sell only slightly better than a girl knight.... hey, where is the
token pink knightess? (I think knightess sounds better than lady in this
context).
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EMRL
The Evil Minion Representation League
www.evil(thisisnotarealsitesonospamblocknecessary)minions.com
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Make sure you ask for death benefits too. They’re sure to be needed.
Adieu
Richie Dulin
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| (...) Oh well, you two can rest easy in the knowledge that some of the minifig KK sets include Evil Minions. Oh, and I don't know about you, but I prefer not to watch an action movie only to have it end abruptly in the first half-hour when the good (...) (20 years ago, 15-Jul-04, to lugnet.loc.au, FTX)
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| (...) See, everyone forgets us Evil Minions, aka cannon fodder. We the dedicated, nameless, faceless peons with little training and virtually no offensive skills, actually make it ok for gangs of brightly armoured goons to physically abuse (...) (20 years ago, 15-Jul-04, to lugnet.loc.au)
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