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(...) With an off-the-cuff remark like that, you're a shoe-in for lugnet.potd. Have you been belting out puns for a long time or are you an early bloomer? (...) Just sleeve me alone. Next thing you know, you'll be branding me a name- collar. -Tom (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hemmm... Sounds like you'd just re-dress the issue. But it's okay if you have it all covered. Just don't let it slip. That would really sock. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Couldn't it also be said "type faster than you think"? :) "I'll have the Skirt Steak." That way I can skirt the misteak entirely ;) -Tom McD. when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) You're such a ham! Don't get me wrong, I don't have a cow with you, but those puns were rather cheesy. I'd steak my next meal on it. From the Udderly Confused Sir Loin of Steak, er, Jeff :) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I screwed up slightly here. The passage should read: Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "What is Misteak?" Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I think I came unglued at that remark... that's what you do with beaten dead horses, right? ...or was that ravioli? --Mike. (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well done, Jeff. Definitely not lame. Is there any way you can beef it up? Or perhaps it would be best to not milk it to death. Let's not beat a dead horse... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "Well, let's just say the Chef mistook one of the customers for a cow." :) Jeff P.S. I'll take my misteak rare, (...) (27 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) So say the pun pundits. And those with a punerial disease. -Tom McD. when replying, don't use spamcake for a pun cushion. (27 years ago, 26-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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John Neal wrote in message <372EF4EB.6BA641FA@u...st.net>... (...) Hey this is a family newsserver here, no waving those winkies about now. Frank (27 years ago, 20-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Larry Pieniazek wrote (...) Oh, I'm a touch tetchy techie alright. Today I've gone from "please insert a new CPU, number 15 is not responding" to "ew, you did something, please reboot your system". People shouldn't have to come home from a Tandem (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Uh-Oh, apparent intolerance of of a Vietnamese holiday. Better take this one over to .debate. :-) -- Terry K -- (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Uh oh. A documented error? I feel my world crumbling... The persecution is beginning. When do we fly to South America and line up for the fruit punch? -Tom McD. when replying, note that the 2001 black monolith was actually made of spamcake. (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Why, using our product, of course. Some tet-chie you are... (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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John Neal wrote (...) if he wants to. I'm dying to know how to intetgrate my web apps. Moz (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Lar, something about your new sig....I find tet offensive. -John (...) (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, wait. It is. (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "That's no moon..." James (URL) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Luke, I am your Plumber!" Jeff (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?" Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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