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Lar, something about your new sig....I find tet offensive. -John (...) (27 years ago, 16-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) No, wait. It is. (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "That's no moon..." James (URL) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Luke, I am your Plumber!" Jeff (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?" Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Use the Pants, Luke! The Pants! Jasper (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Creation myth redone. That help ya? Spoilers below.. 500 groups of 5 or 6 Adam and Eves get dumped on Earth. the ebst multiply the fastest and meet eachother at the borders, and intermingle. Jasper (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a bidet... an (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs." (...) Wipe that cheeky grin off your face. :-, --Todd (27 years ago, 3-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) It's one which was overcomplicated: A string walks into a bar: "Are you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed not" You see with that you don't give away the punch line by an (...) (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Was it worse than the "Furry with the syringe on top"? Or "Give my big hearts to Maude, Wayne; Dismember me for Harold's choir"?[1] Steve 1- That one's not quite right, but the correct answer sounds very close to this. (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It's just a really old joke. Steve (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) The title is Shah Guido G. The punchline is "and Atlantis sank beneath the Waves" Respace the title a bit to get it.. The title is the shaggiest of shaggy dogs. (...) I haven't read my Niven in a while so can you hum a few bars? (27 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Not as far as I know. One of my classmates told it to me a couple years ago. Jeff (27 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nope. It's been too long, apparently. So, hows about them chocolate covered manhole covers? Jasper "As secret catch-phrases go, it beats 'Who is John Galt?' any day of the week" Janssen (27 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Dunno. Guess the title yet? Or the punchline? (27 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It's the "always" which is wrong. (...) Eww, larry. For sheam. Jasper (27 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I'm fairly sure I've read this one... It was a SF-y type Asdimov, IIRC. But then, he wrote these types of things several times. Is it on a par with Niven's chocolate covered manhole covers,. though? Jasper (27 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) is that from rec.humor.funny? Jasper (27 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Auctions yes, but spam and flame-wars? Read news.admin.net-abuse...il,usenet] , or (and this one is by rumor alone) soc.support-fat-acceptance. The last one has recently been taking their flamefests and trolls into news.groups, which I (...) (27 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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