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“Long range Obliteration Vehicle (Experimental)”. Was: New Faction: The Bonktrons are coming.
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Thu, 8 Sep 2005 22:09:31 GMT
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Introducing the long awaited second Bonktron vehicle:
The “Long range Obliteration Vehicle (Experimental)” or L.O.V.E rocket
Despite the prolonged development time the designers have still failed to
eliminate the excessive vibration encountered on take off, Therefore,
unfortunately the Love rocket is unlikely to be mass produced and will instead
be shelved despite it’s surprising popularity with female pilots.
The “Long range Obliteration Vehicle” was designed to protect the Bonktronian
colonies from attack by hostile forces. After detecting unwanted intrusions into
Bonktron space, the Love rocket(s) would blast off and intercept the intruders.
Once within range the primary rocket would scan the enemy fleet, perform a
threat analysis and then hand off any lesser targets to the other love rockets
in the formation, the attack would then climax with the launch of the single
nose mounted nuclear torpedo :-).
Steve
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 | | New Faction: The Bonktrons are coming.
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| The Bonktrons are a hedonistic cult devoted to nothing but the peasures of the flesh. They are fairly recent arrivals to our quadrant of the galaxy, having spent many years in exile. They were originally part of the Classic Space regime, but found (...) (19 years ago, 8-Sep-05, to lugnet.space, lugnet.announce.moc, FTX) !!
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