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Re: How would you move a planet?
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lugnet.space
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Fri, 14 Feb 2003 20:16:26 GMT
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In lugnet.space, Chris Giddens writes:
> Moving a Planet:
> 1) Everyone to the left of the international date line JUMP!
> 2) Large planetwide Mexican buffet.
> 3) Planetary Barry White Music Fesitival.
> 4) Dangle Carrot in front of planet... yell "giddyyap Planet" from behind.
> 5) Moonsized bottle of Exlax.
> 6) Call Planet Movers R Us.
> 7) Have Planet watch a poignant After School Special:
> "Moving Day The day the earth stopped standing still".
> 8) Offer Planet fruitcake.
> 9) Stare at planet and twitch a lot.
> 10) Every day play your music loudly, and nightly ring planet's doorbell
> then run.
I was about to post a reply to Jon's interesting topic, maybe suggest
something about how it would depend on what type and size planet, or how
detonating a nearby star would move it (but also destroy its environment).
But then, after laughing my rear off at Chris' response, I decided I could
not top any of his ideas. :)
-H.
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| (...) 1) Everyone to the left of the international date line JUMP! 2) Large planetwide Mexican buffet. 3) Planetary Barry White Music Fesitival. 4) Dangle Carrot in front of planet... yell "giddyyap Planet" from behind. 5) Moonsized bottle of Exlax. (...) (22 years ago, 14-Feb-03, to lugnet.space)
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