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  Re: New Web Page
 
(...) Just as long as you don't get rid of Bushmills. (27 years ago, 20-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Palm Users?
 
(...) Ed, your comment pains me like a finger (or a sharp stick) to the eye. I mean, I've got to hand it to you, such off-handed comments as this *is* your style, but maybe Mike was talking fig·uratively about palm trees. ...leaf it to me, only a (...) (27 years ago, 19-May-99, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Palm Users?
 
(...) Rather than succumb to the obvious underhanded comments, I thought I'd keep my hands in full view, palms up, and count on the lifeline this has to offer. (27 years ago, 19-May-99, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New Web Page
 
(...) And old granddads. While we're at it, get rid of Johnny Walker! (...) Still applies. Followups set to .pun (27 years ago, 19-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Ed's Puzzle (was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) Old. -Tom McD. when replying, buzz the spamcake. (27 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) Yay! Congrats! That was it. The hard part was trying to think of a cliche that didn't use an article. -Tom McD. when replying, note the well-trodden bridge over annoying spamcake. (27 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Stupid typing tricks
 
(...) Trying to get around the issue, are we? :-, Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) How about: Brige over troubled water? Took me a little while... :) --Mike. (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Hi, Lucky kids, they're learning one of the beautifulest ( and difficult) langage in the world. When I was young my parents were speaking in english so me and my brother won't understand it but we quickly learn it, now it's the kids who do it (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: VIVA Norge (was Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets)
 
(...) Hmm... I am sure he don't know me, so don't bother :-) (...) No idea. I don't usally speak with royal people. I guess Your Higness or something is fine :-) Hugo (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Kristiansund is the one at north. (...) Does it? Maybe, I am really not sure :-) Foss means waterfall, that is correct. Hugo (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Not at all. I see the humor in it. Just angry at my self for doing such an elementary mistake. Spelling is should be easy to do right. Grammar is worse. But, I heard of worse mistakes than mine :-) Hugo (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  VIVA Norge (was Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets)
 
The Prince of Norway is coming to Iowa and we might go check him out. Shall I say "hi" to him for you, Hugo? How would I say that? ;-) -John (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) I really should to learn some, considering my Mother's family is from Norway. :) I believe we have some relatives living in Christiansand or Christiansund (whichever one is farther North). When I went to Norway in '92, the airliner gave us (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Martin- J'ai beaucoup le français. Moi et mon frère aime parlé en français beaucoup parce que il ne s'est pas ques qu'on dit. Le phrase était: I know in the U.S., the second most spoken language is Spanish. Au revoir! -Natalie Well, there you (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Terms and Conditions Question
 
(...) Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before (and make sure you read it out loud): A piece of string walks into a bar. The Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here." The string steps outside, ties himself in a knot and frays his ends. He (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, John Neal writes: <snip> (...) What's wrong with french? Je sait au Etats-Unis la 2eme langue la plus parlé est l'espagnol. Maybe your kids could translate for you. And by the way why not spend summer holiday in Quebec, (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Yes, her relatives live in Stavanger and Oslo. BTW, I hope you weren't offended by my joke about your spelling. I admire individuals who are bilingual; in fact my kids are enrolled in a French immersion elementary school (I would have (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Jeg har ikke vært i Norge. (...) Poor Sweden. Our big brother who can't get anything right now. Spescially sports. Don't make things worse for them :-) I think Odland is a name from the southern part of Norway. I am from the northern part. (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Thanks for the Norge lesson. Now I know the proper way to pronouce the phrase *AND* why all of the drug smugglers are Norweigians! ;-) -John (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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