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Re: adventurers villainess
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Thu, 28 Oct 1999 15:16:53 GMT
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In lugnet.adventurers, Bruce Schlickbernd writes:
> My wife had an important paper due at work last weekend, and wanted me to
> spruce it up a bit. So right after our halloween party, with me still dressed
> as an undead spirit, I started typing away. You just made me realize I was a
> ghost writer in disguise.
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> Bruce
And while I ponder that, whenever I had a college paper that contained a quote
from the Bible, I'd always list the author in the bibliography as:
Author, Various, with the assistance of a Holy Ghost writer.
I hope Someone has a sense of humor (dodging lightning bolts).
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> In lugnet.adventurers, Mark Lindsey writes:
> > In lugnet.adventurers, Craig Hamilton writes:
> > > if y'all think my 'figs are something, watch out for my puns!
> > > later ~ craig
> >
> > You want puns? I got your puns:>> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were • chilly,
> > but when they lit a fire in
> > the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your
> > kayak and heat it, too.
> >
> > Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
> > became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
> > never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
> > lesser of two weevils.
> >
> > A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to
> > the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
> >
> > A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
> > The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
> >
> > Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One
> > says to the other, "Are you all right?"
> > "No, I lost an electron!"
> > "Are you sure?"
> > "Yeah, I'm positive!"
> >
> > Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
> > during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!
> >
> > A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing
> > in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
> > an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
> > "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I
> > can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
> >
> > A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
> > daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would
> > always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as
> > the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find
> > that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw
> > together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The
> > doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and
> > exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry", replied
> > the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
> >
> > A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to
> > eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a
> > book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly
> > pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of
> > the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.
> >
> > There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
> > different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
> > Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
> >
> >
> > By the way are you a Piers Anthony fan? LMK
> >
> > Mark L
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| (...) Have mercy, on me. I am trying to keep my youth and if you don't stop I will be all groan up before I know it. Mark L (25 years ago, 28-Oct-99, to lugnet.adventurers)
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| My wife had an important paper due at work last weekend, and wanted me to spruce it up a bit. So right after our halloween party, with me still dressed as an undead spirit, I started typing away. You just made me realize I was a ghost writer in (...) (25 years ago, 28-Oct-99, to lugnet.adventurers)
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