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Re: adventurers villainess
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Thu, 28 Oct 1999 15:12:38 GMT
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My wife had an important paper due at work last weekend, and wanted me to
spruce it up a bit. So right after our halloween party, with me still dressed
as an undead spirit, I started typing away. You just made me realize I was a
ghost writer in disguise.
Bruce
In lugnet.adventurers, Mark Lindsey writes:
> In lugnet.adventurers, Craig Hamilton writes:
> > if y'all think my 'figs are something, watch out for my puns!
> > later ~ craig
>
> You want puns? I got your puns:>> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
> but when they lit a fire in
> the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your
> kayak and heat it, too.
>
> Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and
> became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
> never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
> lesser of two weevils.
>
> A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to
> the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
>
> A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
> The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
>
> Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One
> says to the other, "Are you all right?"
> "No, I lost an electron!"
> "Are you sure?"
> "Yeah, I'm positive!"
>
> Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's novocaine
> during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!
>
> A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel, and were standing
> in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about
> an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
> "But why?", they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I
> can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
>
> A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
> daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would
> always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as
> the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find
> that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw
> together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The
> doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and
> exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!" "No, I'm sorry", replied
> the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
>
> A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to
> eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a
> book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly
> pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of
> the jungle knows readers digest and writers cramp.
>
> There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten
> different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
> Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
>
>
> By the way are you a Piers Anthony fan? LMK
>
> Mark L
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| (...) And while I ponder that, whenever I had a college paper that contained a quote from the Bible, I'd always list the author in the bibliography as: Author, Various, with the assistance of a Holy Ghost writer. I hope Someone has a sense of humor (...) (27 years ago, 28-Oct-99, to lugnet.adventurers)
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| (...) You want puns? I got your puns:>> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft it sank-proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. (...) (27 years ago, 28-Oct-99, to lugnet.adventurers)
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