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  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) I screwed up slightly here. The passage should read: Customer: "So, what kind of steak do you have?" Waiter: "We have Flank Steak, Sirloin Steak, Strip Steak, and Misteak." Customer: "What is Misteak?" Waiter: "Well, let's just say the Chef (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Couldn't it also be said "type faster than you think"? :) "I'll have the Skirt Steak." That way I can skirt the misteak entirely ;) -Tom McD. when replying, note that in low-pressure environments spamcake has an extremely elastic quality. (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Hemmm... Sounds like you'd just re-dress the issue. But it's okay if you have it all covered. Just don't let it slip. That would really sock. Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) With an off-the-cuff remark like that, you're a shoe-in for lugnet.potd. Have you been belting out puns for a long time or are you an early bloomer? (...) Just sleeve me alone. Next thing you know, you'll be branding me a name- collar. -Tom (...) (25 years ago, 28-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) That's snot funny! (...) I'll probably regret this, but what the heck is a mu-mu?? Jeff (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) You won't regret knowing about one, but probably about seeing one :) If my spelling is correct (and I was almost (but not quite) loathe to spell it "moo- moo") a mu-mu or mumu is a rather single dress-length piece of brightly colored womens's (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
<FE3ArA.MHz@lugnet.com> <FE3Hy7.8zG@lugnet.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) *ahem* muu-muu or mu'u mu'u :-, (...) Yes, yes, yes. Well, thank you Tom. There are some who say that a pattern for the (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) "moo- (...) Encyclopedia Sproaticus comes through again. (Those double-u'ed words really get me. The only ones I really have to remember are vacuum and continuum.) I've never worn one and never seen it spelt. Remember though: any garment, once (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
<3778ED41.9E590386@g...ities.com> <FE3MD3.EEq@lugnet.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) And the crowd goes wild. (...) You couldn't cotton the thought of going off-topic, neh? (...) I dunno, I (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Not and be brief about it anyway. (...) Poi-sonally, I think you could come up with more. (...) Sorry about that. There's a word missing in my question. I think Todd has installed a program that randomly steals words from posts. (...) Jeff (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Wool-d you mind explaining your obsession with these types of puns? It's not healthy, ya know. Well, I suppose it isn't really all that bad, unless you start flaxing poetic about 'em. (...) Or maybe You think faster than you type. (Yes!! Full (...) (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Question about 7101
 
(...) Only about Rapunzel. (...) Hehe "The circle is now complete..." (...) You're invited over for cigars, BTW. (...) And times were lean after that. -Tom McD. when replying, never go rafting down the Colorado river on a spamcake. (25 years ago, 29-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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