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  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Ge-ologist punning is making me heave! (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) You guys are being too gneiss. What kind of plutonic relationships do we have here? Instead of stimulating each other's orogenesis zones, I say kick the schist outta each other. You dips should be on strike, but then, that's your fault. Get my (...) (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Boy... I'm beginning to believe we're all going to get stoned for these puns... ...or is that we are all "getting" stoned on these puns? Either way... Matt (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) If you can coral a few, I'm happy. You won't make anemone out of *me* at least. (...) We opened up a vol-can-o' punning whupass! (...) Lith-en here, he' stoned down his b-lustre. (...) Your puns are indeed the schist, but they (...) (25 years ago, 6-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
ARG!!! I gotta stop here Quarry guys, this is the end of my punning skills, My skills have hit the dirt, I'm stopping on the grounds of incomprehensability. Talc to ya soon! -Geordan- (...) (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
Shale I add to this thread atoll? Chalk it up to a pun basalt-on-the-senses! Geordan, when you pun here, you have to think outside of the bauxite...hoodoo you think can come up with these crystal clear puns? That's what I'd like you to talus all. I (...) (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) You shale become their quarry--I saw a lady once who tangled with the master punners, and they boulder right over. LFB (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Not bad. But wait till one of the master punners shows up, they'll rock your world. (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Wow, I marble at your punning skills, you ought to teach a glass, moh-nd you it might be hard.:-) -Geordan- (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) No! this is fun! Though I'm not a very good punner, min-er-al dumb. They hard-ly compare to yours. Maybe a quartz-er as good. :-). Even still, they hold a fair amount of sediment-al value to me. :-D -Geordan- (...) (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Shale we stop now? This is getting far too sili-ca. :^D ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Well they're real gems, but that wasn't the sense of Mundane I meant. Terra-bly sorry for any confusion. Ore did you mean something else? (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: NeeD Lego Praise
 
(...) Gneiss catch! But with you, I take it for granite. best LFB XFUT-> if you can't figure it out, we'll have to take away your badge. (25 years ago, 5-Sep-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: HoverThing Contest Entry: The Zeno HoverTub
 
(...) Nice, it sports room for three, I assume? Rubba-dub-dub! I might have to plunge my way back into this draining contest. Do you have soap in your ears? I said your entry's all washed up.... Okay, I'm not used to that many puns in a row...I need (...) (25 years ago, 16-Aug-01, to lugnet.space, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: It is time to ban JAL.
 
(...) Yes, he's quite the seasoned punster, isn't he? Marinated, even. ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 7-Aug-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: It is time to ban JAL.
 
(...) I leave .o-t.pun for 5 minutes & you guys fillet up with all these great puns! Well done!! ROSCO (25 years ago, 7-Aug-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: It is time to ban JAL.
 
(...) Larry has never done anything fowl. Anyone who says so is a piece of jerk chicken. Jude (25 years ago, 7-Aug-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: It is time to ban JAL.
 
(...) Oh, that's painful! It's rare to see such a juicy pun. You'd better be careful though, or Larry may sear you in the flames of a reply. Matt (25 years ago, 7-Aug-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: It is time to ban JAL.
 
(...) Hmm, does that mean you could grill up some Lar Misteaks? ~Grand Admiral Muffin Head (25 years ago, 7-Aug-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Height of Mootness
 
Hey, isnt it time you guys moooved this over to that udder pun group? (...) Did (...) (25 years ago, 11-Jul-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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