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Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #30
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(...) Fed UP with the Ex S work. ;-) (...) (URL) Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #30
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: new sculpture: Witch Hazel
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(...) That's a pretty hare-brained thing to say. A true gourmet would hop at the chance to try this! (...) That's quite a compliment! Thanks Adrian -- www.brickfrenzy.com (24 years ago, 26-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.build.sculpture)
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| | Bonus Groan
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Two men are flying in a light aircaft over the deserts of Saudi Arabia when they lose control and it crashes. They both survive and start walking through the desert trying to find civilisation. After 3 days they're on their hands and knees near (...) (24 years ago, 23-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #29 (the real one!)
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Once there was an eccentric Italian monarch who insisted on eating his breakfast on a tablecloth of the map of Italy. he was emphatic that each dish was put in exactly the same place every time. He was the pickiest about having his Eggs Bennedict (...) (24 years ago, 21-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #29
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(...) Perhaps I am tired, but how is this a pun? Jude (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #29
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy (...) (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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Here Here! Good story, and I ain't lion. (Sorry, couldn't help myself ; )) Hasta La Vista, Sean (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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Safari know, the lazy hunter won the bet, but what was his choice of wishkey? (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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(...) I'll drink to that! (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #28
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Two safari guides in Africa were having a drink on the veranda and watching the sun go down when they became engaged in an argument over which was the better guide. Since each simply refused to believe the other's hunting stories they were unable to (...) (24 years ago, 14-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #27 (one for the pirates!)
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A pirate captain was on the look out for buried treasure. After months of hard sailing, day in and day out, his ship caught site of land, the land to which his treasure map had been leading. He and his first mate diembarked on the island to search (...) (24 years ago, 7-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #26
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In all the world no man was more blessed than Khu, the Grand Shan of Tartary - nor more cursed. None exceeded him in power or riches, the breadth of his domain, the virtues of his wife, and the vices of his concubines. Such were his blessings, but (...) (24 years ago, 1-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Holy cow!
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(...) Hi Jason, I nearly had to ask you to help a poor German to understand your joke. But in the end my dictionary told me the meaning of udder... ;-)) Leg Godt! Ben (24 years ago, 28-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That's pretty neat. You might say it was udderly fantastic. -Jason +---...---+ Jason Spears MichLUG - (URL) Page - (URL) (24 years ago, 27-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) "Vat ever happened....to the Transylvania Tvist?!" -John (24 years ago, 24-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) Of corpse I agree. I drove my point home, I am sure Matt will try to do batter.. er, better. I'm sorry I'm digging into this topic, but I can't help myself... I just did the vampire torso! (URL) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Guys, please don't Boris with this bad blood between you. Wooden it be better to not be cross with each other? Be friends, not anemias. Let's just undead this right here and keep the graveity at a minimum, and be ghoul. The GOTW is good; let's not (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #25
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(...) Geez Larry...have a heart; attack me for a single sickle-y pun? I don't need to be needled in such a way. Tell you what...when we finally meet, I'll take you out some night and have them draw you a pint at a local pub, OK? We'll really paint (...) (24 years ago, 23-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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