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Re: Groan of the week #29
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Wed, 16 Oct 2002 10:33:35 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Nicole Drumm writes:
> A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
> Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.
> "What a peaceful and loving couple."
> A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and
> happy marriage.
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> "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man.
> "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon
> by
> pack of mule.
> We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled.
> My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
> We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again.
> Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
> We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time.
> My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the mule dead.
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> I started an angry protest over her treatment of the mule, when she looked at
> me, and quietly said, 'That's once.'
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> And we lived happily ever after."
Perhaps I am tired, but how is this a pun?
Jude
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| A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy (...) (22 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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